Tariff Takedown
You are the president in glorious 8-bit. Your hair is your weapon. Use it to swat incoming tariffed goods before they cross the border.
Controls: ← → to move • ↑ to shoot • P to pause • M to mute • use the buttons below on mobile, tap ♪ to mute
Each enemy shows a % — that’s its tariff. Each hair hit lowers it by 5%. When it reaches 0%, poof!
Goods that cross the border add to the trade deficit. Every 10 that get through cost you a wig.
Grab Trade Deal bubbles for wild effects.